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Top 100 Google’s Best April Fool Events
Google is well known for its April Fool’s Day “product launches”. But many of them are amazingly complicated, with multiple pages, FAQs and complex screen grabs. These aren’t just hastily prepared jokes that were thought of the day before like the weak attempts by numerous other firms.
So we’ve listed our 10 favourite April Fool’s day Google faux-launches. Gmail isn’t here – despite it seeming like a hoax at the time and being launched on 1 April, that’s proved to be no joke. Though we bet someone at Google was enjoying one at the time.
1. Google MentalPlex
After two years of existence, Google decided it was time to have a play with what we’d believe it could do. MentalPlex involved a standard Google search page, complete with a spinning, eye-popping circle that you were meant to peer into to read your mind and determine what you are searching for. A vision of the future? Google even published a full fake FAQ on MentalPlex, too. To be fair though, all the search results were April Fool-related.
2. Google GBall
From Google Australia this year, the Gball page is probably even more amusing than CADIE (see below). “This weekend around the country, the gBall(BETA) will change Australian rules football as we know it.” The ball can be found by Google technology when it’s lost as well as perform other handy Aussie Rules functions: “gBall vibrates if player agents or talent scouts want to speak to you…find your lost gBall online using Google Maps.”
3. The PageRank reveal
A particular favourite of the TechRadar team. After continuing speculation about its PageRank technology, Google decided it would tell us all what was going on. PigeonRank was the result.
“By collecting flocks of pigeons in dense clusters, Google is able to process search queries at speeds superior to traditional search engines, which typically rely on birds of prey, brooding hens or slow-moving waterfowl to do their relevance rankings.”
“When a search query is submitted to Google, it is routed to a data coop where monitors flash result pages at blazing speeds. When a relevant result is observed by one of the pigeons in the cluster, it strikes a rubber-coated steel bar with its beak, which assigns the page a PigeonRank value of one. For each peck, the PigeonRank increases. Those pages receiving the most pecks, are returned at the top of the user’s results page with the other results displayed in pecking order.” Top marks for ingenuity, at least.
4. Google Gulp
The idea behind this fake 2005 beverage was a rip-off of the concept behind the original Gmail – that you had to be ‘invited’ to get it by somebody who’d already bought it. “You can pick up your own supply of this ‘limited release’ product simply by turning in a used Gulp Cap at your local grocery store.
“How to get a Gulp Cap? Well, if you know someone who’s already been “gulped,” they can give you one. And if you don’t know anyone who can give you one, don’t worry – that just means you aren’t cool. But very, very (very!) soon, you will be.” Naturally it was a beta…
5. Google TiSP
Possibly the most ridiculous Google fool, though PigeonRank was pretty close. Google’s Toilet Internet Service Provider was intended to take advantage of sewage piping to bring 8Mbps broadband to your toilet “vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage”. The user would simply drop a cable down the toilet, then flush it. “Mac and Linux support coming soon.” The how it works page about ‘Going with the flow’ is also worth a read.
6. Gmail Paper
Google changed the log-in page for Gmail for this one. “Everyone loves Gmail,” read the blurb on the page. “But not everyone loves email, or the digital era. What ever happened to stamps, filing cabinets, and the mailman? Well, you asked for it, and it’s here. We’re bringing it back.”
Another theme with Gmail’s fools is that they tend to include amusing fake testimonials on the page. “It’s paper, plain and easy. I sometimes find myself wondering: what will Google think of next? Cardboard?”
7. Gmail Custom Time
Another one involving Gmail was more subtle. A new red link in the top right of users’ inboxes announced a new feature – Gmail Custom Time. It supposedly enabled users to pre-date messages but “you’ll only be able to send email back until 1 April, 2004, the day we launched Gmail. If we were to let you send an email from Gmail before Gmail existed, well, that would be like hanging out with your parents before you were born - crazy talk. It also claimed “Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor” – we think Doc Brown would have something to say about that.
8. Blogger “Google Weblogs (beta)
This ‘enhancement’ for Blogger was billed as “the next revolution in personal publishing”. The premise was that Google would use its algorithms to put your best content at the top of your blog page. “Even if your later work goes downhill your previous posts will still shine. Unsure of what to post about? Just click “I’m Feeling Lucky” and we’ll “take care” of the rest!”
Some of the features actually sounded appealing. “No more template languages to mess with or sidebars to get right. Our advanced Google algorithms automatically populate your blog’s sidebar with the most relevant possible content.”
9. Google Romance
From the year after comes this gem. Increasingly Google’s fools have become more complex, with extra pages and references elsewhere to support the theme. Romance said that “dating is a search problem. Solve it with Google”.
Google also isn’t afraid to poke fun at itself and how it does things. “Using our Soulmate Search, [you’ll] get back search results that could, in theory, include the love of your life. Then we’ll send you both on a Contextual Date, which we’ll pay for while delivering to you relevant ads that we and our advertising partners think will help produce the dating results you’re looking for.”
10. CADIE. Or is it MySpace?
Last night, Google launched Cadie, the world’s first “artificial intelligence” tasked-array system. “Tonight we’re pleased to announce that just moments ago, the world’s first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity (CADIE) was switched on and began performing some initial functions.”
“Earlier today, for instance, CADIE deduced from a quick scan of the visual segment of the social web a set of online design principles from which she derived this intriguing homepage.” Enough said.
CADIE has also seeped into other ‘announcements’ today, including this one from Gmail.
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The 11 Rules To Grow Your SEO Business
1. As we look into the 21st century, leaders will be those who create leaders at all levels. Second line of the leadership shall be developing in the organization.
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3. Principles, Planet, Product, People and Profit are the 5 major pillars of the organization. Business that makes only profit is not a business.
4. Business leaders are gradually known as behavioral model and youth of the nation follows them with pride.
5. Walking on the talking. Ratan Tata said, “We have promised to the world that we will deliver a car in 2000$. So, we are doing it.”
6. Focus on core competency. Time management mathematics followed by a leader is 7*31*365.
7. Create uniqueness in the business. In any segment, you will find thousands of competitors. What is special in you? Your USP (Unique Selling Proposition) is branded gradually.
8. Control your calendar of 20% and 80%. 20% customers, who are offering and 80% profit to your business. These two areas should be your focus.
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TGRPL – SEO SEM Firm in India Launches website
Third Generation Resources Pvt. Ltd. (TGRPL), total business Solution Company, having offices in India and Canada, provides profit making solutions like marketing, management, training, IT solutions and branding services. The company is pleased to announce the launch of their new website especially designed to provide future generation services at present.
The software development team possesses the strength of Microsoft, .Net, PHP, Java and Portal development. They design, install, and provide an extra level of support and backing to the businesses; the company aims at the best software development support of par excellence rendered through experienced team of professionals.
TGRPL assures professional website design, development and maintenance services. It has a colossal pool of resources with technical expertise to develop websites of any complexity. They guarantee complete front-end and back-end development based website on the latest technologies and industry trends.
The company has good authentication in targeted email branding. Their team of seasoned media veterans ensures online marketing initiatives to next level. Tgrpl has an added feature of online bulk email service. Within short time it is going to launch bulk email marketing software.
They are the people who are keen to manage any event meticulously resulting in fabulous grand finale. Event Management is one of the specialties on their service platter. Management of any event whether it is marriage, birthday, corporate seminars, management workshops or any other they coherently work from the starting till the ending and confirms to make it a big success.
Portal development plays a significant role in the internet world. Portal puts presence before prospective millions in seconds. TGRPL channels leverage technology and creativity to build interactive, innovative and efficient portal solutions. The company’s technocrats manage to build portals keeping future requirements in focus.
Their professionals, with 2 to 8 years of experience in SEO and SEM field, are keen to take the site graph higher on search engines. Their prime motive is to get maximum traffic and to ensure business enquires to soar high. It also provides services such as Pay Per Click, Lead Generation Viral Marketing, Web Portal Marketing, Website Audit Analysis Report and SEO Training.
“The launch of our new website is really a great new look for us,” says Mr. Himanshu Shah, Director of TGRPL. He also adds, “Our team ensures to provide complete business solutions to our customers under one roof.
The offshore development company, TGRPL, is keen to develop outsourcing services in countries like USA, UK, Canada, European countries as well as Asian countries like Malaysia, Singapore, Dubai, etc. in near future. They have invited Outsourcing partnership contracts around the world for different projects and ventures.
About Third Generation Resources Pvt. Ltd. (TGRPL) http://www.development-india.com
Third Generation Resources Pvt. Ltd. (TGRPL), creating milestones in IT field, is managed by professionals possessing IT experience of more than two decades. The core strength of the management team lies in the entrepreneurial spirit which empowers them to manage rapid changes in the business activities and technologies.
